Sunday, September 03, 2006

The stripper as guardian of the gene pool

Enjoyed the company recently of a lady who shakes her little ass for a living...
An old (our relationship, not her), and very close friend.
Discussing this, we came to the conclusion that her punters, men so wretched they can only get a look at some pussy by paying for it, and who really should, (and otherwise probably would) get a life and try talking to some girls.
Instead they choose to watch hotsy girl then go to the toilet or home to dribble their botched D.N.A and are thus being actively prevented from pissing in the gene pool.
Personally I would issue them all with an O.B.E- One Behind the Ear, that is....
But thanks girls.
I appreciate the importance of what you do.

3 comments:

I.:.S.:. said...

gene pool, chlorine. word.

Hertz Hertz said...

hahahahahaha

It's sad to see love turning into hate, but you managed to make it into something hilarious!!

Anonymous said...

But this makes me think about the problem with abortion... Insofar as it's all the wrong babies that are getting aborted... Think about it...