Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Touch and go..

In todays society the beautiful woman and her conduct is irrefutable proof of the inescapable fascism of nature.
A hot girl or woman will make this painfully apparrant to the most insensitive male.
Just because she can. And probably should.
The north face of masculinity was conquered in the middle of the last century.It is now a health and beauty spa.
Twenty first century gal is an ungovernable force to even the most detatched and hardened male..
She WILL take you down asshole, as is her prerogative, and walk away smiling..
But hey, It's all good, and if you cant stand the heat.....
The dumb ass thinks-with-his-dick male has had it coming for centuries.
Obviously, advances in technology and "civilisation" have rendered our "masculine strength" obsolete in the most terrifying fashion.
Emasculation, you redundant fuck...
We barely have anything to offer in terms of gender. And if we try to excercise any physical authority, well, my deluded friend....
I'll either visit you in prison or offer you condolences in your hospital bed regarding the nine m.m. she lovingly placed between your vetebrae..
Look forward to an army of male neurotics..Supine tarts obsessed with "grooming"..
You did this to yourselves, boys, you made that bed, now lie in it sobbing hysterically and holding your shrivelled cock.

"True force; all the Kings horses and all the kings men"..."Taxi Driver"

"She went through me like a pavement saw"...Big Black.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

I have total equanimity and detachment. A sense of essential rightness prevails. (Did you try feeding her valium? It seemed to help.)

happy otter said...

Methinks you misinterpret me,i.:.s.:. sir ..
Just thoughts on M/F interactions...
I never let that shit get to me..The heat in the kitchen is my preferred enviroment.
Could send you some pictures of freinds- (uniforms, elite gymnastics, clingfilm etc)but you would probably wank yourself raw like a caged monkey.

happy otter said...

Lazy, dont feed her valium, esp when drunk.She will be fine then the meniscus will break..What will follow will be an object lesson in the true meaning of hysteria..

Anonymous said...

Just out of pharmacological interest, the experimental noribogaine-saturated heroin patient is in a zen-like state of total detachment rather than the usual rebound effect of raging priapic racing around after women and has also stopped taking benzodiazepines.

happy otter said...

Well aware of the symptoms you describe..
I unfortunately have a history of mental illness , so iboga is
probably not the best of ideas...
Like I said, I been drunk with the old man of the mountains, priapic
yes, but you wont see me fucking running anywhere..
thanks fr comment,
Otter.

Anonymous said...

"wank yourself raw like a caged monkey"

I feel more like an unleashed polar bear (or grey wolf for that matter). Just fucking watch me. GlobalDomination I.T.A.

happy otter said...

Okay Mikey...Know it was you now..
Aint we the shit! Hahaha!
Always think of you as more of a camel -yr middle east connections, the large front teeth...(No offence,wonder who would win in a fight between a camel and a mangy old wolf??)
Keepin it in th family..
Grey wolves prowling and howling..
Heilige!

Anonymous said...

Yeap, camel and polar bear are the ones.

(And.... what other... he's got a whole basement of sub-personalities he exploits mercilessly, typing out stuff for him...)

Anonymous said...

at least i've still got all my front teeth...

happy otter said...

I lost my left second front tooth in COMBAT..
(Soon to be replaced)
In the 18/19th century any man without duelling scars was considered a PUSSY...
x

happy otter said...

Oh, and Mikey,Im always glad when you comment,but stop dropping this anonymous/pseudonym shit, It only confuses and dilutes my blog.
Technological bipolarity I call it..

Anonymous said...

camels have a nasty bite. and they know where to bite, too. camels have been known to kill insensitive camel-drivers...

i should know, i've spent at least one previous incarnation as one.