Sunday, September 03, 2006

Joke for today

"People always ask me about being a christ-killer, and I say; the death of christ? -It was just one of those parties that got out of hand..."
Lenny Bruce.

13 comments:

Indigobusiness said...

Infuriatingly glib.

happy otter said...

Who? me or him??

Indigobusiness said...

I was just probing, I was near certain you were responsible for this:

Mr Anderson said...

To introduce some objectivity and a sample of public opinion here, I showed the original controversial post/thread to some other people, who thought "I boned er innit" was "really terrible, innit?" (said one respondent) or otherwise vaguely tasteless. If you're going to put your sex life on public display and then can't take a bit of ribbing about it, don't do it. I don't feel like I'm on shaky ground at all.

1:15 PM

Indigobusiness said...

Quicksand doesn't shake.

7:47 PM

Other said...

"Quicksand doesn't shake"

A statement infuriatingly glib and well-oiled, or ha-ha-only-serious ominous?

Infuriatingly glib.


3:52 AM

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I should've waited for you to be

ha-ha-only-serious ominous

then, I would've been absolutely certain.

Indigobusiness said...

BTW- Big fan of your punctilious essays. Will you be writing more?

I.:.S.:. said...

wrong guess... and now you've mystified him completely... but it's someone else you might know from cyberspace...

Indigobusiness said...

I reckon he was mystified long before I came along, but I knew whom it most likely was.

Just wanted to let Mr.HappyO know folks are thinking of him in improper ways. Not me, though, I don't play that. Not with the Godless.

happy otter said...

And, for the record I have a god. His name is Odin.

Indigobusiness said...

If you want to make it personal, (funny how brave people get anonymously) we could I am sure we could arrainge a meet..

I don't wish to make it personal, but when you post your Nazi drivel, what exactly do you expect?

I would happily drag you all over the fucking street for that...
Do you walk it, as well as talk it..?


When I get serious, but this not the dialog of the serious.

And I dont give a monkeys toss about your sad ass internet protocols..And anyway you evidently are the kind of dolt who needs telling twice..

Dolt? You know me that well?

Mystified? By fucking what exactly?

Come on, you'll bust a vein. But, I just noticed your reference to your god Odin...why the lower case G? And does he kill babies with errant bullets?

You are making a mistake by antagonising me.There WILL be hell, I guarantee it if you pull any more of this shit.
SO KNOCK THIS SHIT OFF, BEFORE I KNOCK YOU OFF, YOU SHIT.

HERR OBERGRUPPENFUHRER HAPPYOTTER
GREY WOLVES
LONDON EINSATZ BATALLION.


TOTAL WAR

X

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Enjoy your war, Doc, it's been fun.
But careful with your own insults, eh? I meant you no real harm. Consider the context.

TOTAL PEACE
Y
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happy otter said...

Do you seriously think you can, for NO good reason, refer to me- someone you have never even previously spoken to- as "a mystified ignorant fuck" with impunity? You wrong headed fucking nitwit.
Were you dropped on your head as a baby?
Do you conduct yourself in that fashion in your personal/ public interactions..?
I doubt it..
I'll call your bullshit every time.

So better just shut your fucking mouth??

Posting on politics/ religion coming up that will set the record straight on my percieved "Nazism"(Hahahaha! A typically simplistic interpretation from a 20-watt mind..I love people.Particularly liberals.Sooo fucking comical!so entertaining!)

You appear to be a Christian?

Good luck with your practice of worshipping/adulation of a 2000 year old corpse.

Herr O.

x

happy otter said...

Next morn.
Okay Ind. You caught me at a bad time- very drunk and tired.
BUT you really should not insult people from a position of anonymity..It stinks of cowardice.
I AM a natural antagonist, but had done nothing at the time to warrant such rudeness (or even accusations of Nazism).
We English are big on manners.
But I did overreact.
Typical of me, really, first day blogging ad I get into a verbal brawl...

So whaddya say we just get on with our blogging, and drop this "Handbags at dawn" shit..?

Im sure you're an okay Liberal at heart....

;-)

Hielige!

Herr O.

P.S.The Beckett quote posting was supposed to warn people to take what I say with the proverbial pinch of salt.

Indigobusiness said...

You're quite right, on some points. Ohers, not so much.

After your declaration, on my blog, that God is not an asshole, he is either a deliberate sadist or an impotent fuck. It hardly follows that you would take too much offense at being called an ignorant fuck in return. Especially in jest.

You are known as Doctor Otter the Nature Mystic, no? Ergo, mystified. I hate explaining my 20-watt humor.

And whether or not I'm a Christian, it's hardly about worshipping a corpse. That's just the despicable contemporary quasi-version. Ridiculous, I'd quite agree. But, just for the record, I'm probably more Buddhist, or Taoist, if anything.

I took liberties, in my typical absurd fashion. I hardly blame you for taking offense. It's just my way of finding things out. Wasn't really calling you a Nazi, just pointing out the way you'd tarted things up a bit.

Manners are a good thing. One of the things I like most about the British.

Cheekiness is another.

Handbags at dawn? That sounds like a fine way of dueling. But I'm more of a pacifist. How about hair of the dog at dawn?

I'm sure you're a lovely nihilist, or whatever...I wish you well, Herr Doktor.

Hertz Hertz said...

Godless? hahaha. Happy Otter is a christian!!! Only truly Satanists are devoted christians. If he didn't mind, he wouldn't mention Jesus and the christian God so much.

lovely nihilist? Otter can be lovely, but nihilist? haha. Noooooooooo

Don't try and fool me with your rage cos If you didn't care you wouldn't feel enraged in the first place.

this blog is utterly funny. well done.

Indigobusiness said...

So, Mike, you're posing as Paula now.